something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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