did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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