Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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