Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize