I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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