No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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