is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
The beer is more important than you right now.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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