This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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We were destined to go to rehab together
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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