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Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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