watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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