I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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