My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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