I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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