i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My pussy is not your playground.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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