i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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