so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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