you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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