If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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