p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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