i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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