wrigley field is MILF paradise
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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