i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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Wipe that smile off your face.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
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I don't deserve a penis
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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