i would punch a child for taco bell
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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