what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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