Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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