I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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