the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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