I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Randomize