You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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