Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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