oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize