The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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