Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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