my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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