This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
please don't ironically join a cult
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