is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
God, I missed his penis.
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