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But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)

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(414): But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;) http://tfl.nu/bfcm

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So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.

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(402): So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing. http://tfl.nu/7on0

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I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"

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(503): I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina" http://tfl.nu/3nun

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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.

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(615): I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked. http://tfl.nu/9nla

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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.

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(626): He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is. http://tfl.nu/ui1w

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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.

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(248): Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam. http://tfl.nu/6oxt

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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.

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(206): Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night. http://tfl.nu/zl6t

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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me

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Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.

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(425): Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me (1-425): Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about. http://tfl.nu/mflc

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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard

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(317): i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard http://tfl.nu/sbl9

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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.

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(408): Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick. http://tfl.nu/f6ps

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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.

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(248): This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once. http://tfl.nu/vt1p

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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX

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(714): IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX http://tfl.nu/wmyf

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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"

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(860): We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no" http://tfl.nu/13gy

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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing

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(631): he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing http://tfl.nu/xi7n

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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.

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(314): So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better. http://tfl.nu/6bjm

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