but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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