do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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