I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just had sex on a roof
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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