I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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