my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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