:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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