You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You pole danced in your parka.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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