Farmville is her only friend.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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