I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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