Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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