i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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