I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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