I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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